This Alternative to Natural Selection Makes Perfect Sense

Matthew Inman, the cartoonist better known as The Oatmeal, recently spoke at Zach Weinersmith‘s BAHFest, “a satirical conference on evolutionary biology” in which you present bogus theories using credible research.

Inman’s brilliant and hilarious speech offered an alternative to natural selection:

All hail King Jibbers Crabst.

I’m actually impressed by how he stretched a one-note joke into an 11-minute explanation…

Also, the woman doing the sign language is just fantastic.