December 3rd: Some Enchanted E-vening

You hear a pop and suddenly, a pope

Is seated on a log inside the loge,

The janitor with mop begins to mope

About the dog who’s suddenly a doge.

Below, they watch a stag upon the stage

While one man on his date’s nape takes a nap,

And since she’s on the rag, she’s filled with rage,

Her box-mates are agape and mind a gap.

It’s far too great a din for them to dine,

And though they’d like to bare all at the bar,

They would much rather win in terms of wine,

Though they will take great care to drive the car....