Hating Men

Imagine a world without men.

I guess the women would fight a bit. But probably not with nuclear weapons or sub-machine guns. There’d obviously be a lot of girl on girl action.�� But probably not much rape.�� There’d be hierarchies, with bossy women at the top and fieldmice at the bottom.�� But there’d be no pronouncements that women by their very nature need to be submissive and obedient to some other gender which happened to be born with a penis. Children would be abused, at times, by women who were stern, frustrated, or just cruel.�� But there would probably not be child trafficking and pornography on the scale that exists in the world right now.

There’d be no men trying to prove they know everything (or at least more than the other guy), no men interrupting you when they’re bored by your two-minute’s worth of self-focused conversation, no men having their little tantrums when the fridge is out of beer or you didn’t put their shirt in the wash, no men who can see the wood but never the trees, no men who make up ridiculous religions where god looks just like them and makes His rules to match, no men who ask for naked pictures on the internet from women they’ve just met, no men who believe in the ‘red pill’…

Imagine a world without MY men.�� Sweet, silly, generous, charming, well-meaning, muddled and kissable.�� What would the world be like without them? Would we really mind if they died out and were somehow replaced by sperm banks?�� I’m not sure.

Coming next?�� Hating Women (but someone else will have to write it.�� Mind you, they probably already have).