How I’m going to review books

So I’ve given some thought to how I want to review books.

How about an analogue to the music criticism show, Sound Opinions?

To keep it simple, I’m thinking three levels of review:

Face-melting bong hits to the brain: Excellent, worth a reread, will change your fucking life.
A bowl and a read: Quality reading material, a solid choice for your stoned reading experience.
Schwag: Not worth burning.

My guess is that most of my reviews will fall in the middle, as they should. I generally don’t like to t...