David Hates Keith

Sometimes you just highlight a passage cause it catches a truth; the kind of thing that make you put the book down and shout "Yes!" to an empty room. It's not always a life altering revelation or the articulation of the invisibles of your soul, sometimes it's just something funny; something that has buzzed in your brain before. David Sedaris nails it here:

"Was that your husband?" my mother asked, and Mrs. Peacock looked at the spot where the car had been.

"Naw," she said. "That's just Keith."...