Tweets of the (last) month

Every time I think I’m about out of tweets I look back and see a bunch that are pretty decent. And there are still bursts of wit. Remember, I don’t just tweet links, contests, etc. Nothing but pure tweets at @8days2Amish. Hope you enjoy ‘em.





• I wonder if pigs have hamstrings.



• I like to ask people who declare, “As God is my witness!” if they ask Him to say, “so help me Me,” when