Round...Wait What At My Hut?

The search engine crazies are now in song? That is just so wrong. But then again it turned out grand. The search engine crazies can now be shouted out across the land. Don't believe that cat? Hitting play below is where it is at.




Often
Your search engine
Finds you what you need
End up getting flirty,
And your eyes may surely bleed.

is it a sin for men to use a hairbrush in there bum

To go blind as a bat
Search something like that.

Often
Your search engine
Frees your mind from thought.
But answers become questions
When you search a lot.

booger on my finger and won't come off flash page

To get a booger flash,
Search it with a slash.

Often
Your search engine
Guides you through life.
But be sure to wrap it,
When cheating on your wife.

what does a condom look like

To get a bouncing baby,
Search it with a maybe.

Often
Your search engine
Monitors what you do.
So throw off the NSA,
By trying something new.

rhyming death threats

For green eggs and ham,
Search to get out of a jam.

Often,
Your search engine
Gives you quite the view.
Look for something special,
And you may just get two.

nice ass from behind

To move from front to back,
Search without using rack.

Your search engine provides,
Your search engine provides.
Now wasn't that great? No search engine posts can relate. Okay, maybe as crazy as can be. But hey, these nuts find me. So why not make a tune come to pass. It works for my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.
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Published on December 01, 2014 03:00
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