December 2, 2014: Cookies, Snow Monkeys, and Exercise Accessories!
We interrupt the previously scheduled blog post for this important announcement. Monday, December 15th will be the very first Dark Matter cookie exchange. Participants are required to make a half dozen cookies for every other baker in the exchange “plus a half dozen or so extra for the rest of the (lazy) office to sample!”
I’m in! Or, rather, Akemi will be in! But I’ll on hand to assist and come up with the concept. Maybe 70% Madagascar chocolate chunk cookies? Or 80% dark chocolate with SOMA caramelized white chocolate chunk cookies? Or bourbon-laced pecan cookies? I think we can only make one kind. I’ll have to consult the official rules and regulations tomorrow.
That’s it. The post-season match ups are set! My Snow Monkeys snagged the #2 spot and will take on desean’s dedouche in first round action next weekend. Meanwhile, Tio’ s Petunia Power meets first-place powerhouse Clueless while Rob’s Landsharks battle it out with Lawren’s The Fighting Hyphens and Ivon’s Running Dead take on Thobias’s The Mighty Merkins. It’s going to be an exciting weekend of action on the field. And an equally exciting week of preparation which will necessitate I cancel all non-fantasy football-related business until the championship. Wonder who I’ll be meeting in the semis?
And finally – Come on! I have enough trouble completing a workout as it is!

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