2-Pronged Attack

I'm on a mission.  There are exactly 2 objectives.  To become the most famous Gerald Rice and to be the most famous person from Highland Park. 

 

I just checked and when I do a Google search of my name this website pops up as the third entry behind somebody's Facebook page and my name under Wink.com.  I have an idea how to leapfrog those two, but the second objective has one huge stumblingblock.

 

Tim Meadows.

 

You might remember him as the guy who stuck around on Saturday Night Live far too long, but he's going to be difficult.  With numerous film appearances and television shows, including the upcoming Glory Daze, I've got my work cut out for me.

 

But I've got a two step plan to accomplish my goal.

Step 1. Find Tim Meadows

Step 2. Defeat Tim Meadows

 

Once he's been thwarted I can assume his mantle as most famous Highland Parker. 

 

And for those of you who are asking, "What about Terry Duerod?"  Forget about him.  He's from Royal Oak.  Not HP.