Parade aftermath: what happens to all the helium?

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The only way I could enjoy the Macy’s Day Parade more is if they’d broadcast the Day-After Macy’s Day Parade.



I’d like to see what happens to all that helium.



Helium is probably my second favorite gas behind, of course, “Jumping Jack Flash.”



After all, helium’s a gas, but “Jumping Jack Flash” is a gas, gas . . . er . . . uh . . .



Sorry. I forgot how the rest of it