Better Take Stock As You Gawk!

The cat notices hoarders get a lot of wtf looks, and yeah they deserve it at their nooks. But what about chuckers too? Those ones who chuck every last thing in view.

Don't need this,
Don't need that.
This I won't miss,
So go now, scat!

My place is bare.
My place is clean.
Not one single hair,
Quite the scene.

I have to go.
I have to crap.
But oh no!
No TP in any gap.

The toilets plugged,
Now I'm pissed.
This makes me bugged,
A plunger I missed.

Damn, I'm bare.
I did not mean that.
People will stare,
My clothes went splat.

My teeth are rotting.
My breath does stink.
This clean plotting,
I need to rethink.

The dust is gathering,
The floor has dirt.
I have no soap for lathering,
No water bottle to squirt.

No curtains at all,
That doesn't bother me.
Damn, I walked down the hall,
Outside saw my naked spree.

No door on the place.
At least I have fresh air.
I can see every face,
That passes my lair.

And the best of the best,
Is I can pass every test.
I can very easily rest.
No pillow, blanket or bed to cover my chest.

Many hoarders are as crazy as can be, but so are the chuckers at one's sea. I chuck away here at our bay. But there comes a point where common sense kicks in. Sadly, I've seen some of the above at a bin. No TP is just a crime in mass. That will never happen to my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.