Dear Internet

Dear Internet,

It’s become too damn cold to enjoy leaving the house, so I’m stuck with you and a bunch of dry skin for the next six months. I’m not that happy about this relationship; let’s start with honesty.

As a compromise, I’ll admit that I have a dorky love for things like writing, editing, and publishing; and both the cold and the internet are conducive to those hobbies/unfortunate career goals. I’ll spend the next few months creating stuff I hope all of you out there willwant to buy in J...