Hello. Can I just ask one thing of you. Can you be mean and unreasonable about something? Just once. So I can stop assuming you stab kittens in your basement or something, because you always seem so nice!

Urgh, I am unreasonable and mean and all those things often, I get stuff wrong, I make mistakes and just generally stuck on a regular basis.

But thank you for the kind thought. Trying to do better.