"I’ve been an electronics engineer for thirty years, but...

"I’ve been an electronics engineer for thirty years, but it’s my dream to live on a farm. It was my dad’s dream too, but he died before he could get out of the city. So I bought myself 40 acres out in Virginia. I’m about to hop on the Amtrak and head there now for a visit, but one day I’m going to move there for good. The property is a hippie’s dream. It’s got great energy. It’s ten miles from a small town, and right next to the Blue Ridge mountains. It’s partial wood, partial field. There’s a small farmhouse. I’m going to raise chickens, live stock, and have a greenhouse. Only nine more years until retirement."
"What’s your greatest weakness?"
"Procrastination."