Deck the Halls or Die Trying: A Guide to the Holidays

From BakeandDestroy.net:

Oh hello! Did you know that I totally hate Christmas? Oh man, I really do! Most of the time when I say this to people they stare at me like I have just landed in their cornfield and am asking them for directions to the nearest anal probing station. But I am not from another planet, I am just a generally cranky person who can’t stand calendar-dictated mandatory times of joy.

But, I have a kid now. Well, OK, I’ve had a kid for almost 9 years,and in recent years he’s notic...