Things You Can Say Once More At My Bay!

Yet another review for all to well umm view!
So the cat thought he would bring this back and go on another things you can say attack. So just sit back and learn so you don't go splat, with things you can't say to your partner that you can say to your cat.

What a nice pussy!
May sound like a wussy,
But that is just saying it to a cat.
Say it to another and get a bat.

You purr loudly when scratched there.
That could get a swear,
Depending on where is there,
At your scratching lair.

Stop licking that!
Could chew some fat.
Or just run away.
No licking allowed, okay!

That is quite the hairball!
Won't be getting a cat call.
Don't insult the hair,
Up, in or down there.

You have a bald spot!
Some humans hate that a lot.
We just yank out our fur,
For many reasons as the lines blur.

That's some great color in your hair.
Say it if you dare.
May get a kick,
Grey hair many find ick.

Here kitty kitty kitty!
Won't work in many a city.
Maybe Gotham I suppose,
Otherwise, watch your toes.

Do you want a rub there?
Might get a look that is rare.
Or then again maybe a yes.
Depends on the spot I guess.

You shed a ton!
Be prepared to run.
May need to hide too,
If you can at your zoo.

Quit your howling already!
Don't hold steady.
Take off after saying that.
Trust the cat.

There you are, some good tips from my bar. Watch the words you say if you want to have a nice day. Or just add cat to everything you say, then no one will want to make you pay. Unless you piss a cat off by having no bass, then you can't be helped by my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.