Urspr��nglich ver��ffentlicht auf Retkon Poet:
New Yo...
Urspr��nglich ver��ffentlicht auf Retkon Poet:
New York City,
land of pretty ladies
and their Daddy issues.
A town
where suits make the man,
and the bit involves
parading around
as President.
DUDE- don���t kill the bar.
We love this bar, dude.
Let���s hit up the strip club!
But first-
a fake history lesson!
wait, no, was I an astronaut
that night or
from the future?
Refer to Bro Code number
148
A Bro never
listens to chick music.
No, wrong page.
Oh, here we go!
How to dump a chick in
six words or less:
Sorry. I threw out your shoes.
Ted Evelyn Mosby,
Why aren���t you wearing a suit?
There���s two hot girls outside.
They���re models from out West,
looking for careers,
we���re agents and yes,
our services are for sale.
It���s gonna be LEGEN-
(wait for it)
-forget it.
They���re over thirty.
Shudder, shot and bail.
