Please fire me. I’m a server at a restaurant and we’re supposed to spiel guest surveys to EVERY...

Please fire me. I’m a server at a restaurant and we’re supposed to spiel guest surveys to EVERY table. My boss hasn’t gotten a survey mentioning my name in months and rides me about it. The past 2 weeks she’s congratulated me on new surveys I’ve received…I filled them out myself! I could get fired for it, but until then she’s happy.