As the Worm Turns - 100% Free

I'm offering free downloads of my 1st short story collection, As the Worm Turns, until 2015.
The meaning of life is that it ends. These stories chronicle that journey, the tears, the laughter, the innards. High school hijinks gone awry; the end result of fast food franchises and forgotten river gods colliding; revenge on killer clowns from beyond; zombie death metal auditions; the exquisite dining habits of trolls; cannibal fishermen; hitmen from Hell; Satan's favorite advice columnist; the carnival version of American Idol; f*%#ing dragons. All this, and bunnies too. All witnessed firsthand, more or less. These words have been reserved for you. The worms can wait. They know how it ends.
Also still available for free, my first poetry collection - Poems That Go Splat.
Thanks!!!