Bad Analogies Scene 9
Stop me if you’ve heard this one, all right? So, yeah, Imanottasyupid, who’s just as charasmatic as a hot pink begonia sentence to a chain gang, she walks into a bar and she says to the barkeep, “What’s the best one you got?”
You’ve heard it before? No way—I’m improvving here. Shut up and listen.
“Well,” says the barkeep, his breath like a titanic cat burping up a smell of cardboard, “I’d recommend our vodka-scotch cocktail.”
No, I’ve never been in a bar. So what if a vodka-scotch cocktail is as
You’ve heard it before? No way—I’m improvving here. Shut up and listen.
“Well,” says the barkeep, his breath like a titanic cat burping up a smell of cardboard, “I’d recommend our vodka-scotch cocktail.”
No, I’ve never been in a bar. So what if a vodka-scotch cocktail is as
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