Bad Analogies Scene 13

Evil adjusted his pince-nez and read aloud from Whirl’s notebook.

“Rising to its feet like a restless greenhouse on stilts, the forest giant surveyed the vista. Jeez, what the hell kinda line is that?”

“It’s my first bad analogy,” replied Whirl.

“You’re a goddam cheat,” said Evil, throwing up his hands. “These were supposed to be set in some sorta context.”

“Like a woeful washing machine spinning its load in a universe of dirty laundry?”

“Quit it, willya?”

“Hey — that’s not one of my remaining three.
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