She can find her own bed, and it hurt.

My daughter woke up at 4:00 AM this morning. She came into our bedroom and asked for some tissues. After Elysha hand her the box, I asked her if she’d like me to tuck her back into bed.

Her reply:

“I know where my bed is, Dad. I don’t need your help.”

Can a five year-old really be that jaded already?