Heather is out of the office. Meow.

Hello/Meow. I’m Soleil. I am filling in for the person that feeds me today. She said (yes, I can understand her. Cats are smarter than you think.) that she’s overworked and overstressed these days and asked me to fill in for her while she rests. No wonder, she only sleeps about seven hours, and at night, no less! She should take my advice and sleep at least 16 hours a day—preferably in the sun, curled into a ball. I also told her to eat catnip, but she didn’t listen. Oh well, more for me.

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