I’ve Been Swifted

As much as I hate to admit it, I’ve been Swifted.

Before I go any further with this, let me just say, I am so NOT a Taylor Swift fan. At all. Girlfriend drives me nuts, from her facial expressions to her dance moves. I find her to be all kinds of annoying.

And I haven’t even gotten around to discussing her music. Nor am I going to, except to say that it’s not really my cup of tea.

So why can I NOT get this song out of my head?!!

I think this must be payback for all the times I talked shit about her. As they say, karma’s a bitch, motherfucker. And the way I can run my mouth sometimes, talking smack, I probably deserve to have her on an endless loop in my head, non?

But you’ve gotta admit, it’s a little catchy…