Another Fake In Which To Partake!

The cat got some really great inside scoop at his sea. I just have to be nice and share it all with thee. I swear it is all real. I just have to say it is fake so I don't nullify any deal.

There is no need to ask,
First on task,
Gremlin VS Critters is coming.
The buzz is already drumming.

Next you will see,
Something more freaky.
A female James Bond,
Beyonce is first and Lohan is beyond.

If you aren't in heaven,
With your new 007,
The get ready for this bliss,
Iron Man and Plastic Man will rip the piss.

Yep, they will make a movie,
That all will find so groovy.
They will just sit and talk,
As away you gawk.

Next is Homeward Bound 3.
It will be something to see.
It stars little old me.
I go out on a spree.

Next is a fun one,
You'll see it a ton.
Bill Murray on ice,
You'll pay full price.

Indiana Jones 5 is on its way.
But you will skip its display.
So they are calling it 6.
Those damn studio tricks.

Batman clones will hit screens soon.
All the Batman's will square off at high noon.
Clooney and his bat nipple suit,
Will be the first to get tossed in the garbage chute.

In the next planet of the apes,
Humans won't even dawn capes.
No humans actors will be there,
Apes will play humans by the pair.

And the best for last,
A real blast from the past.
My Pet Monster gets a remake.
I know, so astonishing you do a double take.

Now you are in the know, all thanks to my show. Ready to hop in line? Isn't all that news just divine? The cat has given you an all access pass. No need to thank my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.