I am in TEARS. The doorbell rang so I went downstairs and opened it and the guy jumped in alarm and...

I am in TEARS. The doorbell rang so I went downstairs and opened it and the guy jumped in alarm and said ‘you caught me singing Lion King’ in a very embarrassed tone and then he asked me who does the shopping in my house and I said my dad, so he said that he’d catch him another time and made to leave but before he went I said ‘I’m sorry that I missed your singing, do you wanna belt out a quick verse for me?’ And he opened his mouth and in the most beautiful soprano sang ’ WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG’ and then he strolled off.