Global capitalism explained with cow

Photo: Martin Gommel

Finally, an explanation of global economics I can understand — thanks to a heavy dose of humor and cows. This meme offers a funny, yet regrettably accurate, accounting of modern-day capitalist economies by country. The Germans, of course, reengineer their cows to be superior to everyone else’s cows. Meanwhile, the bloody Italians aren’t even sure where their cows are, so they grab lunch. To no one’s surprise, the Americans are just completely full of shit. And those poor Australian cows are, well, see for yourself: