Department of Weekend Reading: November 7, 2014

The latest aspect of American culture to be politicized: football.
Bipartisan mocking of Ted Cruz and other things to (maybe) look forward to in the year of lowered expectations.
If you lived here, you might be making more money now.
In case you missed it: Bring Your Parents to Work Day.
The path to a GOP victory: Keep the crazies out.
Tom Hanks is now a writer of fiction.
The hoax within a fake within a hoax.
Of Orcs, Minas Tirith, and Fox News.
Stay awesome, Florida: Ft. Lauderdale cops now arresti...