Golden Slumber

You'd think getting to see Colin Quinn's new Broadway show when it's still in previews would be enough to keep you awake.

You'd be wrong.

The guy seated next to me fully embraced the opportunity… to nap.

The show was only 75 minutes.*  But homeslice was asleep within five.**

*This is by no means a reflection of the show which was, in fact, a lot of fun.

**Sorry, Colin.