Election Day Request

A request for Election Day:

On this national day of voting

Can’t we put aside our differences

And recognize the great source of our unity:

We all hate politicians

Go vote, everyone!

And then, after you’ve recovered from that, take a look at my book The Race, which is about a disgraced former governor trying to make a comeback after a sex scandal. He has it all: name recognition, funding, political savvy…and the hatred of a nation.

Onward and upward!