Lust Object: Bad Cupcake flask

You know you're bad to the bone...or is that bad to the batter?

You're one bad cupcake and you don't care who knows it.

Carb-phobic celebrities fear you, trans-fats want to hang out with you, cake-a-holics want to make out with you.

And yet none of them really understand you, what it's like to be born in a baking tray with five or more siblings and then slathered in icing. And maybe sprinkles.

Often decorated and entered in competitions or sold to raise money, you never stood a chance at having a normal life...