Bullseye at Target

What's more fun than Target? Few things. My friends Jen and Stacey even wanted to show me *their* Target (and their Whole Foods) when I visited them in Chicago so we could compare. (Yes, we do know how to party.)

But I was just at the Target on La Brea and Santa Monica and stumbled upon this guy who couldn't wait to smoke his cigarette when he left the store.

Could. Not. Wait. 

He kinda looks like every guy in every 80's movie who's gonna beat up the nerd just because he can.

But wait — is he wearing eyeliner?

Yes. Yes, he is.  

Yes, I am looking at you, dude. And perhaps taking a photo because — is that your bluetooth? Hat trick! You have a cigarette hanging out of your mouth, your bluetooth ready to rock and you're wearing guyliner? 

Who's gonna document this trifecta of awesome if not me? 

I rest my case.