Moses Supposes His Toeses Are Roses (But Moses Supposes Erroneously)

So, my sister (secret code name: Cordelia) and I have a lot of deep and meaningful discussions.  Often, we find ourselves on the same side of the argument.  For example, we've decided that given the choice of living with a whiner, a wino, or a rhino, we would both choose the rhino.  And, the other night, while driving out of the parking lot of the dinner theater, we debated whether it would be worse for us to accidentally run over a patron or a matron.  We agreed that while both would be dreadfu