You're Approved! Oops, We Moved!

Don't you just love when you get a message from the bank or something else that lets you put gas in your tank, and it says instant approval on it? It feels like you won with their fit.

We'll give you more debt,
That you can bet.
You will pay and pay,
Each and every day.

You are approved for it.
Just fill out the form a bit,
Then you'll get your money.
We aren't trying to be funny.

It is that easy.
These things aren't cheesy.
We are a great bank,
So no need to walk the plank.

We aren't like King Abubu.
We will never lie to you.
There is no chance,
With our instant approval stance.

You filled it out?
Yippeee we shout.
Just wait in the mail,
New credit will set sail.

Umm err oopsy.
We are so sorry.
But you were not approved after all,
You need to read the fine print on the wall.

We can send it on a disk,
You are just such a risk.
Instant approval went out the door.
But you can try for an encore.

Maybe this time you will win,
We can do you in.
Take more interest from you.
Just wait and try anew.

I bet you are glad,
You applied at your pad.
Now you know,
Approval rates are low.

What? Did we just go politician on you?
Damn, I guess we sure can moo.
We just need the fat cow.
Our rates can really wow.

The cat has no need for such crap but thought it would be fun to test their instant approval rap. Nope, they are a liar. I guess they walk a fine wire. But hey, saved $20 on groceries for signing up at my bay. So they paid me to say no way. Nothing wrong with that pass as it just saved money for my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.