Today We Have A Creature Feature!

And you thought the cat was done with his 100,000 comment run. Well the cat was supposed to be. But then old one eye finally got her act together at her sea. I figured I would let the creature out today. Warning, a cyclops is a scary display.

Wow, an old one eye on display,
Never thought I'd see the day,
I must have left the gate open at my bay.
Would you like some hay?

I've arrived at your bay
to save the day
for without me
you'll soon see
an ugly brown boar
creeping about your shore
to eat all your hay
and take Orlin away

I guess it is good you are here,
So in the boars you can strike fear.
Do you do it with a one eyed look,
Or drool and cry out like Captain Hook?

You will tease me no more
about being one-eyed at your shore
when the boar comes 'round
and Orlin he's found

With a pringle can full of crap,
I'll end the poor swine related sap.
Then you will feel better as well.
Focusing on two things with one eye has to be hell.

Once again Orlin plays with poo
when will you toy with something new?
As the cans of crap fly overhead
the swine relative will wish he was dead

It is not a matter of play,
Where else we gonna through the waste at our bay?
Your shore is already as polluted as can be.
As there the canines roam and go free.

Our doggies like to pee on trees
they fill a poop scoop with ease
but you won't find their crap on the ground
we have a goat to follow each hound

You have a goat at your sea?
Damn, dogs, goats and thee.
People must come from far and wide,
In that kind of variety you should take pride.

The goat acts like security
he makes the criminals run and flee
and when he sees you, wretched cat
he chases you back to your Canadian mat

Goats, mutts and a cyclops to boot. There is a show to which you'd have to hit mute. I just saved the best for last at my sea. Or maybe the slow poke for last is here to entertain thee. You can take your pick I suppose. I hope old one eye didn't cause you too many woes. Now the cat will end his sass and wiggle away with my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.