Mild Panic

I went on amazon.com this morning to check my little ebook – as you do – and had a mild panic attack. Instead of the heartwarming $0.00 sign that pops up when the book is on offer for free, the full price stared me in the face. ‘Oh yeah, what are you going to do about that?’ it said.

I thought about the ads that I had set up to let readers know of my Halloween gift. Would I ever be able to hold my head high again? A swift email to amazon followed. Then more checking. And more checking.

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