Him: “We were reading Aesop’s Fables the other...

Him: “We were reading Aesop’s Fables the other night, and she surprised me by knowing the definition of a fable.”
Her: “A fable is a story that teaches a lesson!”
Me: “So what’s your favorite fable?”
Her: “Once there was a fox that wanted some grapes and he really wanted the grapes so he tried to jump up and get them but he messed it up and so he tried again but he messed it up again but then he walked away because he decided the grapes were sour and that teaches you not to be greedy and want too much pizza.”
Him: “…. I think we may have combined a few there.”