Off to MeowWorld!

My human is packing for MeowWorld, also known as the Cat Writers Conference, held in conjunction with BarkWorld! It’s in Atlanta and she’s even one of the speakers, and I am so excited!

She always brings an empty backpack because she knows she won’t be able to fit all the cat swag in her suitcase. I’ve only heard stories of all the awesome stuff she gets there — so much stuff that Sparkle always gave most of it away! And this time I’ll get to be the first one to see it all. So where’s my carrier and harness? I am ready to go right now!

Wait, what? I’m not going? Atlanta is too far to fly for a kitty that has never been on a plane before? But it’s a non-stop flight!

I am so disappointed. At least my human’s boyfriend will be here to hang out with me and give me cantaloupe (I love cantaloupe, and my human hates it). And when he’s not here, the pet sitter will be here to stay with us and she is really nice. But it’s not the same as going on adventures and staying in hotel rooms. Maybe I can go next time!
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