Now I'm Cheap AND Easy

I've been begging for this ever since I learned it was an option and I'm so excited to announce that my pain-in-the-assery has finally paid off!

From now until 11/5, my first memoir Bitter Is the New Black is available for a $2.99 ebook download!  

The link to all platforms is here:

http://bit.ly/10yA3N4

(Or you can just pull up Amazon, BN.com, iBooks, etc. because I assume you don't need me to explain how to buy an ebook.)

(Also, to make it easier for those on the older model ereaders, the footnotes are embedded in the text in brackets, largely because I'm one of those people who's too lazy to do all that clicking just to find a footnote that reads "Damn.")

(And again, to anyone who's new here, please note the Netflix show about going to prison is an entirely different iteration of Is the New Black.  Although that memoir's really great - arguably far better - it's not part of this promotion.)

Happy reading!  And act now!