Cannibal Dwarf Detective Patch Notes

I recently self-published a novella with my brother called Cannibal Dwarf Detective: An Ephemeral Beardening.  When it was first available on Amazon I wasn’t aware of the myriad mistakes my brother and I had managed to leave in the book. I’ve since re-read the entire book on my Kindle, highlighted the mistakes I found made me cringe personally, and fixed them. That new draft should be available very soon.

Among the fixes I made:

1. Added two pages before part one of the novella.

2. Changed all instances of Armondo to Armando. I made that decision based on which spelling was used more. Had Armondo been the dominate spelling I’d have changed it to that.

3. Fixed a paragraph where Water Baby had been mis-gendered for whatever reason.

4. Fixed minor spelling errors/typos that were missed. Examples of this include using “and” in place of “an” and other tiny annoying things that muck up the page.

5. I’ve added Jared Larson, the editor of the very first draft of the book, to the contributors on the Amazon page. Although this final draft is fairly different from the one he edited I couldn’t have finished this project without him. His criticisms and support have been invaluable.

This is by no means a perfect novella. It is incredibly nonsensical and I imagine it would be critically torn apart if it were ever to receive any readership what-so-ever.

I loved writing it and whenever I read it I laugh. I hope the people who have bought it and read it find some form of enjoyment from it too.

I can’t thank the five of you enough.