Solution for Airports

Here's a solution to all the controversy over "full-body scanners" at the airports…

Have a booth that everyone steps into individually that will not X-ray you,

but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.

It would be a "win-win" for everyone, and there would be none of this nonsense about racial profiling and this would also eliminate a long and expensive trial.

Justice would be quick and swift.  Case closed!

I can see it now:  you're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion…

Shortly thereafter, an announcement comes over the PA system,

"Attention standby passengers, we now have a seat available on flight number 602…"