My facial procedure & aversion to big ass needles

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The unbidden gusher of tears came squirting out of my face the instant the dermatologist stuck the needle into the soft skin one half inch below my left eye.



I felt an instantaneous wooziness that usually takes about three hours, two cigars and a half a bottle of bourbon to acquire more organically.



I’d gone to the doctor to have a small growth removed. I’d had it removed