Throwback Thursdays! I’m Not a Doctor, But There’s an App For That

(10/19/2013) I went to my doctor yesterday because I was bitten by a radioactive spider and I seem to have super-human strength and sticky hands. Well, that and maybe a sinus infection. So of course they decided to weigh me to decide if my sinus infections body mass index was too high. After seeing my weight I’m pretty sure my sinus infection weighs about 10 pounds.

Then I went into the holding cellexam room. My doctors office is very deceptive. They always take you back from the waiting room...