The Irish Are Here! Wait, Just One I Fear!

So as we continue to near 100,000 comments at my lair out of the woodwork comes Irish Air. I hear her airline is really dead. That has to fill her full of dread.

It's Irish Air and her miniature affair,
Along with planting a bazillion gardens at her lair.
High on paint and high on manure,
Do they have a certain allure?

From Canada he came,
cross borders he slipped,
into my garden, the Cat he did trip,
then raising his tail high in the air
his yowls filled the night
with quiet despair.

So there are two cats from Canada you say?
Aren't you the popular one at your bay.
Maybe the yowling is a hint of some sort,
That you should watch the viking fat chewing sport.

There's only one Cat says Anne of Eire
that's as fetid and foul as you I swear,
for the scat left behind was moldy as slime
and the odour so dank it befouled the air.

Sounds like you are in heaven,
You should find another seven.
Then you'd never want to leave,
The air so great all day you'd hack and heave.

My spies see the things that you do
even watch when you go to the loo
your ass is so hairy
it's really quite scary.

So I guess you went to Walmart,
Found a few ass cracks while pushing a cart,
And asked them to spy on the cat.
Cheap rates, or something like that?

The only way
to get them there
was to fly cheap flights
on O'Leary Air.

Cheap flights you say?
They charge to take a leak over the bay.
I guess you waved that fee.
Any famous last words from thee?

Don't forget your boarding pass
for that, we'll charge you out the ass
beds and blow jobs those are free
but we charge for the air that you breathe
so if you want to go from here to there
fly with us at O'Leary Air.

I guess the mile high club is as easy as can be to join when you fly with her airline across the sea. Although judging by the flight crew, you might want to forgo that and hide in the loo. That would be far less eww from what I hear. Or maybe just drink a ton of beer. Now Irish Air is through with her convo pass. Almost as bad as an old one eye visiting my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.