Men's Spanx? Really?

So I'm reading through my blog rolls, toodle toodle toodle, looking and laughing, innocently playing and then, BAM.

Spanx.

For boys.

Now, don't get me wrong, I'm a middle aged woman. I own shapewear. Hell, I own *spackle*, but I don't advertise. (Although I have a great story about Julia Talbot and a powerslip in San Antonio. Ask me about it sometime.)

But honestly, do men need this?

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Really?

Can you imagine Dillon going up to Coke and handing him power panties?

Or Sonny wearing a girdle because he's poochy?

MJ: Here, Sunshine. It'll help the bullet bounce off your prodigious pooch?

Ack. The blood would fly.

(Although, I admit, I can imagine Galen wearing them. Once. Before Shane sets them on fire...)

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