There’s the tale of a lad who went for a job on a farm. The old farmer who interviewed him asked what he could do. The lad replied ‘Everything.’ ‘Can you milk cows?’ ‘Yes, no worries.’ ‘Can you plough?’ ‘As good a ploughman as you’ll find anywhere.’ ‘Can you clip sheep?’ ‘Won competitions for it.’ …
Published on October 17, 2014 02:57