The Human Beans, Episode 2, “No Dumping”

When Lulu was only four days-old, Grandma Bean and I loaded ourselves up in the van and began the long drive across country to Los Angeles. I sat in the back seat with Lulu and Grandma Bean drove. Everything went well until we were only 1 mile from the Grand Canyon.

I spoke up, “Something’s wrong with Lulu. She’s making a face.”

Grandma Bean turned in the seat to face me.

“Well, her eyes are squished shut and her mouth looks like a butthole.”

“She’s pooping,” Grandma Bean said. “That’s a poop fac...