Why I always give trusting strangers wrong directions

(707 words)

I think people are always asking me for directions because I walk with a confident stride and have a friendly face. When I’m out for a stroll, I look like the kind of guy who really knows where he’s going.



It’s yet another triumph of appearance over competence because I have no idea where even familiar places are.



But that never stops me from pretending I do. 



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