Learning to Grump

Always learn from the experts!


I was lucky enough to win the new Grumpy Cat book, The Grumpy Guide to Life, from my pals at Cat Wisdom 101. And I am very glad I did because I have a big problem: I am not grumpy! In fact, I have no idea how to be grumpy at all. I’m a happy kitten who likes to make humans and other kitties happy! Clearly, I am sorely lacking in this area.


Aw, that's not nice!


Although this book is available on Kindle, I really recommend getting it in hardcover because it makes such a nice little gift book! It has a die cut cover to frame the picture of Grumpy cat, and slick full-color pages with cool layouts and lots of photos of Grumpy Cat. There are sayings like, “The best things in life are annoying” and “Don’t forget: Every silver lining is part of a larger, darker cloud.”


This is harder than I thought!


Can you tell how hard I am working at taking Grumpy Cat’s philosophy to heart?


I hope my face does not freeze like this!


So how am I doing? Do I look grumpy enough?


I guess I will have to try to be good at something else.


I’m sorry, Grumpy Cat, I can’t do it! I think there are some good lessons here, if you want to have fun learning how to be grumpy, but apparently I have no gift for grumpiness! If you want to give it a try, you can always buy Grumpy Cat’s book from Amazon.
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Having problems with your human or the other cats in your house? As the internet’s “Dear Abby With Claws,” Sparkle had answers to many annoying problems in her two award-winning books! Visit her author’s page on Amazon to buy one or both of her awesome Dear Sparkle books!


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Published on October 15, 2014 00:10
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