A Wannabe Comes For A Spree!

The Ninja Wannabe has come out to play, or maybe he had a clone do it at my bay. I guess one can never really tell. But even the clones added to my 100,000 comments, so what the hell.

Now the cat has a treat for thee,
It's a ninja wannabe,
He also plays guitar.
Are you secretly a big rock star?

I am a big metal rock star!
Although I don't play in any bar,
I jam all day on my electric Gibson,
Shooting out tunes like a machine gun.

Wow, so you kill their ears?
Does that get cheers?
Or are you like G.I. Joe,
With your electric machine gun in tow?

I hear cheers at the end of every show.
(Or are they cheering because I'm about to go?)
The Ninja sneaks off the stage with stealth,
Attacking fans are not good for my health.

The clones won't attack?
You need to send them back.
Stamp defective on their head,
Or I could just bury them in my litter bed?

Clones and litter don't really mix
Gets into parts I'd have to fix
Defective ones - back into the machine
Then they'll come out nice and clean

Do you go all Frankenstein and turn a dial?
Or is it more some sort of Matrix style?
I hope they don't get full of rust.
In Skynet do they trust?

No metal parts in these clones.
They're made with flesh, skin, and bones.
Must be careful when turning the dials,
Or you'll have Ninja clones for miles.

So you can't throw a dog a bone,
And leave a message at the tone?
Being so careful must be rough.
Now you proved you have the rhyming stuff.

Yes the Ninja can really rhyme.
Just don't ask him to imitate a mime.
Now time for me to teleport,
And return to my rocking Ninja fort!

See, and the ninja wannabe claims he can't rhyme. I can get everyone rhyming in their prime. It is a gift I guess. And he said it may end up a mess. I really should teach a class, adding more fame to my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.